Knog Love Hate Leather Mitt

Knog Love Hate Leather Mitt

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Your hands a made for lovin’, not fussin’. Keep them happy through the ‘riding all night, just to be with you’ times. And the ‘I want to hold you forever, but I don’t want to touch you’ times. And the ‘I want to protect my fingers for when I learn to play piano one day’ times. And the ‘get out of my goddamn yard or I’ll call the fricken cops!’ times with the Knog Love Hate Leather Mitt.

Knog Gekko Rear Light

Knog Gekko Rear Light

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I had an uncle who wore a cape because he said Gekkos would fall from the stars and try to eat his knitwear. Eventually he realised if he didn’t wear such trendy knits, he could also ditch the cape and save the Gekko the trip. My uncle’s bravery gave rise to the 3-LED Knog Gekko Rear Light and interplanetary war between knitwear and Gekko continues to this day